what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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