the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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