Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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