we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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