I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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