O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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