A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
