gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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