at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
