maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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