You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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