Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cockslap morals
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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