no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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