Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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