i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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