i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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