i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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