She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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