we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I won the penis lottery.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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