Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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