They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize
