Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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