let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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