would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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