do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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