she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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