Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I currently don't understand fingers.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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