OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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