i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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