is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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