Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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