16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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