I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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