So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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