mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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