Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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