: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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