Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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