...so i touched it.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm both gender and math confused
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