Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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