You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
