I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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