I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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