the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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