brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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