hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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