He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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