they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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