Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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