"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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