I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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