Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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