Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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